The order of quotes have been marginally adjusted for readability. All timestamps, however, are correct.
The sun is setting in the west as the council gathers. Ulven has taken his place as arbiter. Pianosaurus waits on the floor.
22:14:48 Pianosaurus @Ulven: There appears to be a hole in our ranks.
22:14:59 Ulven Always late he is, that Mael.
22:15:08 Maelwedd I forgot my book
Pianosaurus pulls out some leather.
22:15:36 Pianosaurus I brought my legal parchments.
22:15:44 Ulven Please hurry up, I've got a Bar Mitzvah to get to.
Maelwedd arrives.
22:15:59 Ulven Alright, it seems we are all here.
22:16:21 Maelwedd I'm here at least
22:16:28 Ulven I hereby petition to change the rule #7 of our Various rules and regulations.
22:16:36 Ulven The rule is as follows:
22:16:49 Ulven "The enjoyment of Whisky is mandatory on this server."
22:16:46 Maelwedd Wait!
22:16:52 Ulven What is it?
22:16:52 Maelwedd Did you start the meeting?
22:17:07 Ulven Yes. The meeting is... WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP SPAZZING OUT?
Pianosaurus stops compulsively toggling crouch.
22:17:14 Pianosaurus Sorry...
22:17:24 Ulven clears his throat.
22:17:28 Ulven Anyway.
22:17:54 Ulven It has come to my attention, that we have not only someone who does not drink on this server,
22:18:17 Ulven but also a minor, who, upon further reflection, might not be of the whisky drinking kind.
22:18:35 Maelwedd I can speak of this minor you mention.
22:18:45 Ulven Please do.
22:19:09 Maelwedd He might be a minor miner still, but given due time he could be persuaded to join the
22:19:34 Maelwedd ranks of the slightly-older-than-kids, ie us.
22:19:09 Ulven Since we always love to have other company on this server other than the three of us,
22:19:23 Ulven for let's face it, we are terrible people to hang out with,
22:19:44 Maelwedd Yeah, we are...
22:19:41 Ulven I suggest we change this rule.
22:19:53 Ulven Ah, that would solve one problem.
22:20:00 Maelwedd Is there a rule about our terriblessness?
22:20:14 Maelwedd Well... It would take some time to accomplish...
22:20:27 Ulven But the other one, who is my "friend" from time to time, does not drink alcohol by principle.
22:20:29 Pianosaurus Have I met this minor miner? I may have been under the influence at the time, if so.
22:20:48 Ulven Where you drunk admidst the kids again?
22:21:01 Pianosaurus I plead unconciousness!
22:21:14 Ulven Granted.
22:20:59 Maelwedd Some rough calculations says the minor miner will not be so minor in... Carry the one...
22:21:15 Maelwedd Three... And two to the power of...
22:21:43 Pianosaurus Base 365 calculations...
22:21:52 Pianosaurus Who invented the year, anyway?
22:21:52 Ulven waits patiently for Mael to finish his math
22:21:58 Maelwedd sin(y_2) / lim_x-2(y(x=25))
22:22:05 Ulven It might have been Jesus.
22:22:16 Ulven I'm kinda fuzzy on the whole Bible thing.
22:22:14 Pianosaurus Also, this minor seems to be from a different planet.
22:22:34 Ulven Hmm... is there an rule against aliens on this server?
22:22:21 Maelwedd Wait a moment, how many years in a day?
22:22:37 Pianosaurus 1/364.25
22:22:48 Ulven 365, except for leap years.
22:22:45 Maelwedd I think I made a mistake here... Is the past a viable option for a future action?
22:22:56 Ulven Isn't it always?
22:23:03 Maelwedd Hmm.. Maybe...
22:23:12 Maelwedd Oh, it was upside down :p
22:23:20 Pianosaurus Actually, I have it on good authority, the world was created last Thursday.
22:23:53 Ulven Oh don't start this whole "the world was destroyed on wednsday" nonsense again.
22:23:53 Maelwedd My calculations point to the Year 2019 Common Era.
22:24:03 Maelwedd Can we wait that long?
22:24:17 Pianosaurus I may be the only member of my church, but it is also our only church!
22:24:23 Maelwedd No it's not.
22:24:35 Ulven Actually, I've spottet several strange men in spider costumes around recently. You wouldn't know
22:24:41 Ulven anything about that, would you Mael?
22:24:35 Pianosaurus Mael: I believe we need a rule change in the interim.
22:24:48 Maelwedd I distinctly remember forming some church-action around here
The sun rises in the east, and no agreement has as yet been reached.
22:24:59 Pianosaurus We are getting side-tracked.
22:25:06 Maelwedd We have a track?
22:25:15 Ulven Where does it go?
22:25:24 Pianosaurus Ahem.
22:25:35 Ulven Oh fine...
22:25:36 Maelwedd Please, dear Magister, take charge!
22:25:37 Pianosaurus I propose a temporary rule-change until 2019.
22:25:48 Ulven That is agreeable.
22:26:13 Ulven What is you suggestion for this change?
22:26:44 Pianosaurus How about a simple addendum, containing agreeable substitutes?
22:26:58 Maelwedd Might I suggest Dr Pepper?
22:27:11 Ulven Hmmm... unfortunately, I have but room for a single line.
22:27:16 Ulven I think.
Ulven runs downstairs to check, and triggers 4 ArrayIndexOutOfBounds exceptions in the process.
22:27:22 Pianosaurus Well, it certainly contains enough sugar to turn in to rum in time...
22:27:31 Maelwedd And also, I would be more comfortable if "Tea" was included as well
22:27:52 Maelwedd It might not be as... Intoxicating, but its refinement speaks for itself
22:27:54 Pianosaurus I actually have a dash tea in my whiskey at this very moment.
Ulven returns.
22:27:54 Ulven Two. Two lines for the rule of number 7.
22:28:18 Ulven Hmm.... "The enjoyment of Tea is mandatory on this server"?
22:28:27 Ulven That would solve my "friend"'s problem.
22:28:44 Maelwedd See, there you go with the absolutes again, it would not solve my minor minor
22:28:48 Pianosaurus I would rather keep it as is, but with the added "Tea is a valid substitute".
22:28:58 Pianosaurus Ah, in that case...
22:28:58 Ulven Hmm...
22:29:10 Maelwedd Can we do "Tea and Dr Pepper will both be accepted as substitues"?
22:29:26 Ulven Hmmm...
22:29:26 Maelwedd Maybe without the spelling error?
22:29:36 Pianosaurus Too long, I believe.
22:29:43 Ulven Unfortunately, yes.
22:29:46 Pianosaurus "The enjoyment of liquids..."?
22:29:51 Ulven Huh...
Ulven leaves for downstairs again.
22:29:57 Maelwedd Well... That's too broad again
22:30:14 Maelwedd Give me a moment
22:30:24 Ulven The enjoyment of refined liquids?
22:30:39 Pianosaurus Well... How broad are we aiming for?
22:31:00 Maelwedd Can we just list "The enjoyment of Whiskey, Tea and/or Dr Pepper is mandatory"?
22:31:19 Ulven Although I do have room in the precedents....
22:31:27 Ulven Hmmm...
22:31:35 Maelwedd Well... That could work as well
22:31:54 Ulven Though... people would just read the rules, not the precedents.
22:32:03 Maelwedd Lazy bastards...
22:31:48 Pianosaurus Maels suggestion seems about right to me. Is there room?
22:31:59 Ulven I can check.
22:32:21 Ulven Oh who am I kidding, noone's read the rules except us anyway. :P
22:32:42 Maelwedd But... We are important too!
22:32:48 Pianosaurus Agreed!
22:33:02 Maelwedd That's one thing settled at least
22:34:05 Ulven There!
22:34:12 Ulven Luckily, there was room.
22:34:23 Pianosaurus So we have an agreement?
22:34:30 Ulven I believe so.
22:34:35 Maelwedd Aye
Ulven returns yet again.
22:34:41 Ulven Gentlemen, we have changed our first rule.
22:34:48 Ulven Skoal!
Ulven toasts to the sun, which yet again sets in the west, thus concluding the one cycle meeting.
22:34:52 Pianosaurus Excellent. I shall write up a meeting report.
22:35:10 Ulven Ah. I need to write this down in the section for precedents.
22:35:11 Maelwedd Tudely
Maelwedd leaves.
22:35:20 Ulven Thank you for your time, gentlemen.
22:35:26 Pianosaurus Likewise.
Pianosaurus leaves.
22:35:37 Ulven Now, where did I put that Bar Mitzvah?